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T+Z= FUNNY STORIES. . .
We havent blogged much in the past months but nobody views so i think we are gonna quit if we dont get MAJOR progress kiss this site bye bye
jux got bac from the fireworks. . . HAPPY 4TH A JULY!! or HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!! They were pretty cool. . . i got pics!! they arent the best but arent the worst! I had fun cuz my otha BFF Kristin came with me and there was one that was a heart. i should post that but i cant figure how. i need help but dont want help!!!!
I am mental without homie t to calm me down. she needs to stay again huh?
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HeY peeps! This is homie Z and I saw HOMIE T at gymnastics today bu thats it. I MISS HER! But anyway, ya know, idkwts, (I dont know what to say, I know, I have I friend named Jamey who is so lame she came begging back to be friends with me and said she’d do anything! I wanted to make her drink out of toilet. We were mad at each other because she kept saying i logged into her email address when i forgot her password the day she told me and her mom threatened to call people who supposively could tell if I logged into it for real so i told her go ahead and try because I didn’t.
NOW.. Jamey I hope you are reading this because I told you to go on desperate and read it at 6:00pm and its 4:23 right now. HAVE FUN LOSER!! BTW dont text me anymore, email, call, or ANYTHING because I dont want to be your friend! I told you once and I’ll tell you again, leave me alone! SRY but you have started so much junk and blamed it on me that I cant take it nomore. SRY again.
I am watchin my Homie T here at my house and she is playin wih my lil sis’s barbies pants. They are clip onto the brat and then they are rubbery and squishy again. Is what she says anyway. ;D Look we know we mmmaaaayyy sound weird on here and all but WE’RE NOT MENTAL, NON-REATARDED CREATURES!! NOTMENTALNOTMENTALNOTMENTALNOTMENTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEHE (gurgle) gee goo. Gerbils eat there own crap pellets. I know i know i know i know its its its its its disgusting disgusting disgusting disgusting. T is throwing her sock in the air then catching it obsessively. She keeps saying we’re normal people and all that junk but I…I…I…I am notnotnotnotnotnot sure…………………………. G2G. BYE
dont climb that! GET DOWN!!! I’ll tell your mother about………………..
HOMIE Z ate my feet last night,there completely gone!I can’t walk or run!HOMIE Z is suffering stomach pains!JK!!!!The cat ate a the dog!And the fish are eating each other…Hey ,Jocelyn,other people of the world keep checking in here as soon as she figures out how, HOMIE Z will be postin vids!
joy to the world that barneys dead, let him bleed out and suffer! I know it may not be nice, but nobody cares so ha to YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know we are not peaceful but we’re peaceful!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I dont even know what ~ that sign means! I am blonde meaning an air head! DO De Dow
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Okay for real people commment something we need to know we are not posting for no dang reason! But we may. The only person I know of who has seen it was Lexie. Thnk u Lex
One day, T was sitting in a chair watching her neighbor massage his eyeball. She got up and ate her dog, luckily it was a weiner dog so she put it on a bun and toasted it the toaster then mixed in with Meow MIx, her cats favorite. The cat got mad so she called santa claus who understood her excludation. Santa came and ate her cookie which made her mad so she barfed up her dog and stuffed half of it down his throat and half his bra. Then, after santa died, she took out his spleen with a screw driver. Then she fed that to her cat. Then shse ran outside and took the shovel. She laid Santa on his back and chopped him it bit sized pieces.
Then dinner was served after the oven helped a bit!
SRY fans but T&Z have left the building. WE have had too many accident crashes. Z actually wet her WATER bed and didnt know it until she sniffed. T was rolling in it and accidentually swallowed a spider that drownded. it toook one whiff of them, rolled over, AND DIED!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Then, the big accident came, Z picked T up and tossed her out the window. She landed on the neighbor guy, Frank, who was cutting his lawn with his safety scissors. Z was drunk on kool-aid and fell down the stairs through the window and landed on Joe, the other neighbor, who was in his tighty wightys and bra singin: elmos world, elmos world, lalalalalala ELMOS WORLD! Elmo loves his goldfish, his crayons too, thats elmos WWWWWWOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD!!!…….. Z fell down his bra just as he jumped into the pool. Then he yelled to his wife… GET IN MY BELLY! SO Z stood up and said… My belly button talks to me and it say it don’t like U!…….So T and Frank walked over and got in his belly with his wife and they all lived happily ever after!
Homie T is over here sayin she is a borin person and i need your help tellin her she’s not. Can you comment to cheer her up. She doesn’t think this blog is going to be a hit but i know it is so prove her wrong. I know that you peeps will help.
Anyway, I have some friends that totally exclude me but HOMIE T, she’s always there for me and almost always answers the phone but I know that she is there when I need her, always will be, I THINK! :p To be honest she us like one of the four friends I can actually count on and tell everything. I know She has a shoulder to cry on!!! ;o
Alright, instead of HOMIE T, guess what, its Tess. Tess is such a nice person that anyone, ANYONE I could tell the BIGGEST secret of mine, i would tell her no doubtedly first. I mean if your a girl ya know……what will……happen………I’d tell her that first!
THATS HOW GOOD OF A FRIEND SHE IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~LIVE LAUGH LOVE
HOMIE Z, AKA ZOE, love CHRISTOPHER SMITH, AKA ChRiS
HOMIE T, AKA TESS, love Justin Jones, AKA JJ
We just want you to know a little of our lives, you go first homie T!
Homie T: I just got my BO Friend on friday! Im SSSSSSOOOOO happy Im speechless im so like hypervenilating! OMG OMG OMG!!!!
HOMIE Z: I have nothin ta say. I mean I used to like a boy (so hot) named Chris but then I moved where i met Homie T but heres the prob. I have the choose of staying at my old school but that means leavin HOMIE T and I don’t want 2 but if i do i have a better chance with Chris and staying with my other buds. I need advice on this one peeps? What should I do? Post a blog and HELP otherwise I’ll have the skull and crossbones goin on here peeps! HEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP MMMMMEEEEE!!!!
HOMIE T: If homie Z left what would happen to our blog? HHHHHHMMMMMMM? IM STAYIN UP ALL NIGHT WIH MY HOMIE Z CUZ I AM TOOOOOOO HAPPPPPPPPYYYY ABOUT MY BO FRIEND!!
tell all ur friends, relatives, neighbors, acquaintances, enemies, WHOEVER? JUST TELL< SCREAM IT TO THE WORLD!!!!
well just tell anyone, random people if ya feel like it to come to come to HOMIE T and HOMIE Z’s blog!
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