One day, T was sitting in a chair watching her neighbor massage his eyeball. She got up and ate her dog, luckily it was a weiner dog so she put it on a bun and toasted it the toaster then mixed in with Meow MIx, her cats favorite. The cat got mad so she called santa claus who understood her excludation. Santa came and ate her cookie which made her mad so she barfed up her dog and stuffed half of it down his throat and half his bra. Then, after santa died, she took out his spleen with a screw driver. Then she fed that to her cat. Then shse ran outside and took the shovel. She laid Santa on his back and chopped him it bit sized pieces.
Then dinner was served after the oven helped a bit!