Random Stories for Random People!

Phyill Tomasingenire, the girraffe in his backyard is eating his wife and the wife is eating the boy who is eating the dog whose eating cheese! Who said girafees couldn’t be omnivores! I said they could but Mr. PHYILLBILLY says different. So he got mad and ate the giraffe then barfed them all up and made them into Christmas cookies that were very chewy! Then the bear in his closet had cubs and she found a window in Phyill’s shoe. She stuffed them in and when Phyill put on that shoe he was gulped down immediatley!

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